Flying Humaniods

Today a friend and I went to a presentation at our public library entitled "UFOs in Indiana". Presenting the show was a former journalist for CNN and a pilot in the United States Air Force. Now he is the head of MUFON in Indiana and one of the top MUFON investigators in the US. The session was really cool, and since I already have a fear of aliens, it was slightly frightening. Then, after his really cool presentation that encountered a few technical glitches (he said it was because of how close we were to a local military base), he opened the room up for questions. Everyone asked questions that we were all wondering. Then there was someone different. This man had been a big participant in the show, knowning and answering every question or riddle the presenter had for the audience. He asked if the man had ever heard of the flying humaniods and what his opinions were on there. I myself had never heard about the humaniods. The presenter then took on a serious tone and told us how he was at the convention that the first flying humaniod videos were released. He said the entire room that watched the first view of the humaniods were terrifed. I myself am very scared, yet intrigued by aliens. So me and my friend rushed to another friends house right after we left the library to research these beings. What we found was shocking. These things, the spanish people refer to them as witches with no brooms, are human like beings who just float in the air. No wings, no jet packs, nothing. They just fly. What is the most terrifying of all is that the very first eye witness was attacked by one. A Mexican police officer was on duty in a crime ridden part of his Mexico town when he spotted something in a tree. Upon futher inspection with his spot light he realized it wasn't an animal or trashbag. The being then lowered itself from the tree and started attacking the victom's windshield. From there, the being apparently struck the office three times before he was knocked out. When he woke up, backup had arrived. Oh. There is only one way to describe that. SCARY AS FUCK. Like seriously, check out this MonsterQuest video of the flying humaniods. It has some very good footage of them. You can decide for yourself what you think of them.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIIVlpZu4DI

South Park's 200th and 201st Episode Extravaganza

Have you heard about the new South Park and the controversy is has stirred up, but don't know exactly what happened? I'll explain it to you! South Park, being as successful as it has been over the past ten years, recently aired their much publicized 200th episode which they broke into a two part show. In it, they brought back every controversial character or storyline they had ever had. One of them was depicting the Muslin prophet Muhammad and then depicting him in a bear costume. Well Comedy Central went ahead and censored the image of Muhammad and the saying of his name, but not the bear suit depiction. This led to a radical Muslim from the site revolutionmuslim.com to say ""South Park" co-creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone would end up like Dutch filmmaker Theo van Gogh". If you have never heard the Theo van Gogh story, you should. Gogh was filming a movie about the ill treatment and violence towards women in Muslim countries, when he was murdered for his work. Oh. That really just makes me sick. Here in America we can do whatever we want, and if we want to show you prophet,we're going to show it. I understand that it might be offensive, but it's not like South Park only picks on Muslims. In the same episode, they taunt Jesus, Buddha, Moses, Tom Cruise, Barbra Streisand, Gingers, and a whole list of other things and people. I guess we should be proud to live in America where we can do and say whatever we want. Hopefully Trey Parker and Matt Stone can stay out of the way of these crazy religious groups and can continue giving us that great material that we all love, South Park.

MTV's Teen Cribs

Everyday when I get home from school, I normally turn on the tv after I cook something to eat. Usually I flip through the channels, always passing on MTV's trashy programming. Well last week I did something different. I stopped on MTV. They were airing an episode of MTV's Teen Cribs. At first it was intriging, but then it just became overwhelming and made me flat out mad. These kids, who do or never will do anything to deserve the things they have, own an endless supply of everything their hearts can and can't desire. Fourteen year olds have bedrooms the size of my house with a walk in closet that has a secret passage to their own personal three car garage containing their Corvette, atv, dirt bike, and spare Corvette (just incase they wreck their favorite one). Oh. This stuff just makes me sick. These kids are going to grow up not appreciating anything. I know it sounds like I'm just being a jealous asshole, and I'm not going to sit here and say I'm not jealous, but kids don't need to have all of these things. What value of a dollar, or worth, or work ethic are any of these kids going to have? For these kid's sake, let's just hope their parents have enough money to keep their kid's money flow coming, because if they don't, they kids will turn into bums. Just saying. Kid's need nice things, but not things that my parents dream about. I know that it sounds like I just have a beef with these pricks, but it's not me. What convinced me to write about Teen Cribs was that tonight I was talking with a friend, when they brought up Tee Crib's and how much they hated it too. Oh well. Maybe I can climb the success ladder and give my kids a life like that, and they can be the people everyone hates and is jealous of. Yeah, that's my life goal.

Ben Roethlisberger

After the Tiger Woods scandal, you might have thought the paparazzi frenzy over one star might be over for the time being. That was thrown out the window when Jesse James was outed for Cheating on Sandra Bullock with the crazy neo-Nazi lady. Now, another household name is in the media spotlight, and it's even worse then what the past two celebrities have done. Ben Roethlisberger, SuperBowl Champion, has been accused of raping not one, but two women. Earlier this year, a story broke saying that Roethlisberger had raped a women. However, this was soon forgotten and dismissed. It wasn't until the SECOND women he raped that America finally realize how much of a scumbag he really is. Now, along with his court cases to come, he has been suspended for six games from the NFL. The same league that suspended Michael Vick a full year for dog fighting, is suspending Roethlisberger only six games for rape. Oh. I understand what Vick did was wrong, and he was rightfully punished. However, Roethlisberger did his crimes to human beings, and these human beings will never be able to get his out of their minds. They're scarred forever. I don't know what is up with Roger Goodell, but might be a case of discrimination in the workplace? Did Vick get a harsher punishment just because of his skin color? Or is this just a case of Roethlisberger not being punished anymore until further clearance that he is indeed guilty. If it is the first case though, it really shows how far this country still has to go to get over the whole ethnicity thing.

LOST 6.13: The Last Recruit

Something that everyone should know about me is that I'm obsessed with LOST. As most of you know, LOST is in it's final season. This is very exciting because every episode is giving away answers every viewer has been craving for six years. Along with the excitement however, comes sadness. There are only 6 hours of new LOST left before it will be gone forever. This freaks me out. Seriously. The last time I lost a show was CBS's Jericho, which was only around for two seasons, one being only seven episodes. LOST is different though, because we are closing the series on the producers note. Carlton Cuse and Damon Lidelof know what they're doing, and how they want to end the series, and I'm grateful for that. They aren't going to drag the show on forever like ER and let itself lose all of the greatness LOST possess. Anyways, tonight's episode is Jack centric, I believe. This would be the first time all season that a character gets their second centric. With Hurley's group combining with Flocke's group, it should lead to a Sun and Jin reunion, which I'm planning on witnessing tonight. I will be SO glad for them to finally reunite. Remember way back in season four? That's the last time Sun saw Jin, when she thought she just watched him die on the freighter. However, The Island wasn't done with Jin, and he lived. Now, Sun is back to find her husband, leaving their young child, Yi Jeon, off island with no parents. Oh. Really? Sun would leave her child with no parents just so she could find her husband? That seems pretty selfish of Sun. Also, I HATE how the producers have reduced Sun's role to just searching for Jin. She has so much more potential. Sun really blossomed her character in seasons two-four, but ever since she has returned to The Island she has been consumed with finding Jin, leaving her with maybe one line an episode, with her one liners being something to this extent...."You've seen my husband?!" or "Where is Jin?". Hopefully after tonight's episode, Sun and Jin will finally be together again and they can move on to defeating Flocke and doing what they need to do to become The Island's new protector.

The Beginning

So the last few years we have been hearing about the Catholic Church and how many priests have been violating and sexually abusing children. Yes, the people that society goes to when they need to be guided are molesting our kids. What the fuck? I guess that means everyone can be a pervert, even God's messengers. On top of that, the arch bishops that are over the priests that are being accused, well they aren't punishing them. Seriously? I didn't know God was over the law. What is the man who is supposed to be the closest man to God on Earth doing about it? Nothing. Privately meeting with 3 victims does not mean you fixed the problem. Grow a pair douche bag, and fucking condemn these perverts to hell, or you'll be heading their along with your little plastic cane. Really this whole thing just pisses me off. Being an atheist, I could never go to a priest reverend and ask for help, but I understand why people do. And for those people who are supposed to be consoling and holy to be child molesters, it can make me only say one thing. Oh. Our world is a fucked up place.